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The Cab - Angel With a Shotgun

GUISE!
LOOK WHAT I DID!
TWO TRICKSTERS!
TWO LOKI’S
TO MAKE A BEAUTIFUL HIDDLESPEIGHT!!!!
…oh my god
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
- IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:
- RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
oh my god it IS perfect.
(via sketchlock)
lordofthemerkins replied to your post: lordofthemerkins replied to your photo: People To…
My first thought was GUH. Then my eyes zeroed in on his wedding ring, but I’m choosing to pretend that he only wears one to keep people from hitting on him, because he hasn’t met the love of his life *coughMEcough* yet. *nodnod*
lordofthemerkins replied to your post: lordofthemerkins replied to your photo: People To…
NEVER EVER YOU’RE TOO HOTFOR THAT ;)
Would you pity-sex me if I wore a beige trenchcoat? Plzplzplz?
lordofthemerkins replied to your photo: People To Whom I Would Make Awkward Sexual…
I WOULD NEVER PITY-SEX YOU, EXCUSE ME, READHEADED WOMAN OF SEX.
NEVER? ;____;

(via theheartofatrickster)

Started this Castiel yesterday to take a break from commissions. Looking at it unfinished, I realized that it looks alarmingly like a piece of Phantom of the Opera AU fanart. *facepalm*
I’ll post pics when it’s done.

People To Whom I Would Make Awkward Sexual Advances Until They Slept With Me Out of Pity:
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Pink - I Don’t Believe You






